Enjoy a good one-liner? Here are some of the best rib-ticklers from the annual comedy extravaganza
Olaf Falafel: My desire to spontaneously sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always just a whim away.
Jack Skipper: I failed RE. Couldn’t believe it when I found out. I was like: “Oh Jason Christ!”
Diana Johnson was giving speech in which she said UK was in grip of ‘epidemic of antisocial behaviour, theft and shoplifting’ The minister for policing and crime prevention has had her purse stolen at a conference for senior police officers. Diana Johnson was in Warwickshire on Tuesday to give a speech to the Police Superintendents’…
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România a reușit să obțină două victorii importante în primele două etape ale Grupei C2 din UEFA Nations League. Așa cum a procedat după victoria cu Kosovo (3-0), Mircea Lucescu a ținut un discurs în vestiar și după succesul cu Lituania (3-1). „Il Luce” l-a felicitat în mod deosbit pe Alexandru Mitriță. Mircea Lucescu, discurs…
European Central Bank lowers forecast for GDP growth, as it cuts interest rates for the second time this year Business live – latest updates The European Central Bank has warned that economic growth in the eurozone will be weaker than it had hoped, as it lowered interest rates for the second time this year. The…
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Angel Tîlvăr, ministrul Apărării, a anunțat, joi, că a discutat cu omologul său ucrainean, Rustem Umerov, despre securitatea din zona Mării Negre. Totodată, Tâlvăr a anunțat disponibilitatea României de a pregăti piloți ucraineni pentru avioanele F-16. „Marea Neagră nu mai este un spațiu al cooperării, ci un teatru de război” Angel Tîlvăr, ministrul Apărării, a…
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Cum se scrie corect: înșală sau înșeală. Eroarea mare pe care o fac foarte mulți români. Limba română nu este deloc ușoară, mai ales în viziunea străinilor care s-au stabilit pe meleagurile noastre și au fost nevoiți să o învețe. Care este varianta cea bună: înșală sau înșeală. Greșeala uriașă la care recurg, fără să…
More than 337,000 people clicked on the voter registration link that Taylor Swift shared on Instagram alongside her post endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris this week. Swift endorsed Harris in a lengthy Instagram post shortly after the presidential debate Tuesday night. She also encouraged her 298 million followers to register to vote, including a specific…
Study suggests hydrogel microparticles increase survival by 30% in bumblebees exposed to lethal doses of neonicotinoids Scientists have developed a “vaccine” for bees against pesticides – and it appears to work, according to an initial study. According to the findings, published in Nature Sustainability, hydrogel microparticles fed to bumblebees in sugar water caused a 30%…
Chappell Roan clashed with a photographer at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards. When Roan posed for photos on the red carpet Wednesday night, the pop star had a heated exchange with a photographer who yelled, “Shut the f— up.” She immediately turned, pointed her finger at the photographer after the crass comment was made…
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Președintele Ucrainei, Volodimir Zelenski respinge inițiativa de pace cu Rusia, propusă de China și Brazilia. Acesta s-a plâns de faptul că Kievul nu a fost implicat în acest proces. „Cum poţi să oferi „iată iniţiativa noastră” fără să ne întrebi nimic?”. Zelenski nu agreează această propunere China și Brazilia au făcut apel, în luna mai,…
With the end of summer comes the changing of the leaves. If you plan to see fall foliage this year, we’ve rounded up some ideal places to visit wherever you are in the continental U.S. Leaves can change their color from as early as mid-September all the way through early November. Typically, the second and…
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Ciprian Tătărușanu, ultima oară la Abha, în Arabia Saudită, a decis să-și agațe ghetele în cui la vârsta de 38 de ani. Retragerea fostului mare portar al naționalei României a fost consemnată de FCSB printr-o lungă postare pe rețelele de socializare. FCSB, mesaj emoționant pentru Ciprian Tătărușanu: „Unul dintre cei mai importanți din istorie” Ciprian…
A Springfield, Ohio, resident sounded the alarm about the city’s Haitian migrant surge, warning her community is like a “dystopian nightmare” as it struggles to provide basic resources for taxpayers. Springfield resident Diana Daniels joined “Fox & Friends” to describe what life has been like in recent years since thousands of Haitians have been transported…
A Food Lion worker was found dead inside a freezer at one of the company’s stores in Raleigh, North Carolina, earlier this week, police say. The Raleigh Police Department tells Fox News Digital it responded to a report of a deceased person just after 7 a.m. Tuesday at the chain’s grocery store on the 4500…
Illia Yefimchyk, a Belarusian bodybuilder who was nicknamed the “world’s most monstrous bodybuilder,” has died, according to multiple reports. He was 36. Yefimchyk’s death was announced on a bodybuilding Instagram account, @whoisthebestbb, and the YouTube channel “Nick’s Strength and Power” reported his death as well. He reportedly suffered a heart attack earlier this month. CLICK…
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Grădina Otrăvurilor este un loc fascinant, cu plante toxice și flori spectaculoase. Ce plantă comună din grădinile noastre se află printre cele mai periculoase exponate? Aceasta este Grădina Otrăvurilor. Locul unic, care poate fi vizitat, cu flori frumoase și plante toxice pe care n-ar fi bine să pui mâna Aceasta este Grădina Otrăvurilor, un loc…
Haley Voters for Harris launched a new campaign to target over 77,000 Nikki Haley voters in Wisconsin to encourage them to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris in November’s presidential election, drawing the ire of the former Republican presidential candidate who has issued a cease-and-desist letter. Former U.N. Ambassador Haley told Fox News Digital in…
Two women posted YouTube video in 2021 falsely claiming French president’s wife was previously a man A court has ordered two women to pay €8,000 in damages to France’s first lady, Brigitte Macron, after making false claims she was transgender, sparking online rumour-mongering by conspiracy theorists and the far right. The women had posted a…
Finally, a politician acknowledges the reality that the health service is on its knees, but also that there is no easy fix UK politics live – latest updates Attention all citizens. This is a public service announcement. Stop what you are doing and listen. For your own safety you are advised not to get ill…
David Knowles, who helped make Ukraine: The Latest podcast, died on holiday after suspected cardiac arrest UK counter-terrorism police are providing support to the investigation into the death of a Daily Telegraph journalist in Gibraltar. David Knowles died while on holiday on Sunday after what his employers said was believed to be a cardiac arrest….
Ukrainian president says his country’s incursion still going to ‘plan’, as Russian forces make rapid advances Volodymyr Zelenskiy has said Ukraine’s military incursion into Russia is still going to “plan” after Russian troops recaptured a swathe of villages in the Kursk region, dealing a significant blow to Kyiv. The Ukrainian president acknowledged the Kremlin had…
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FANATIK SUPERLIGA propune o nouă super ediție vineri, 13 septembrie, la ora 10:30. Transmisiunea va fi disponibilă în direct pe www.FANATIK.ro. Cristi Coste vă invită să urmăriți cele mai interesante comentarii, analize și pronosticuri înaintea etapei a 9-a. FANATIK SUPERLIGA, vineri, 13 septembrie, ora 10:30. Cristi Coste, spectacol cu invitați de top înaintea unei noi etape…
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Florin Zamfirescu este considerat unul dintre cei mai mari actori români în viață, care a spus mereu lucrurilor pe nume. Este, în același timp, una dintre cele mai vocale personalități ale cinematografiei autohtone, care a ripostat de fiecare dată când avea ceva de zis. Florin Zamfirescu vrea acum săși lanseze cartea autobiografică. Florin Zamfirescu își…
Starring in a Disney Channel show or original movie was just the beginning of an extraordinary career for many young actors. Celebrities who started their careers on Disney Channel have gone on to become actors in blockbuster movies, singers selling out stadiums around the world and have created business empires. Below are several A-list celebs…
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Un alt accident grav a avut loc joi pe șoselele din România. La data de 12 septembrie 2024, la aproximativ 14:40, a avut loc un grav accident de circulație în apropierea localității Livada, pe direcția spre Gherla. Motocicliști grav răniți în accident Coliziunea s-a produs între o motocicletă și un autoturism, ducând la rănirea a…
It is important that Kamala Harris continues to define and expose Trump. But it may not be enough to secure a victory With the whole world watching, Kamala Harris did an extremely effective job at Tuesday night’s debate in demonstrating how absolutely unfit Donald Trump is to become president of the United States. She exposed…
Drinking can be hard to talk about, writes advice columnist Eleanor Gordon-Smith, but trying to subtly change your wife’s behaviour without explaining why will likely make her bristle Read more Leading questions I’ve been with my wife for nearly two decades. During that time, food and wine have been things we’ve enjoyed for leisure. When…
FIRST ON FOX: A new House GOP-led bill is being introduced to block federal dollars from paying for gender reassignment surgery for illegal immigrants. Rep. Greg Steube, R-Fla., introduced legislation called the Stopping Transgender Operation Payments and Wacky Expenses for Illegal Residents and Detainees (STOP WEIRD) Act on Thursday, and it is backed by at least…
A former San Diego TikTok star will spend the rest of his life in prison for killing his estranged wife and her lover in October 2021, a judge ruled Friday during a heated proceeding. Ali Abulaban, 32, who went by “JinnKid” on social media, was sentenced to two consecutive prison sentences of 25 years to…
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Cătălin Cazacu condamnă autoritățile române după crimele din Constanța. Renumitul prezentator de la Antena Stars a făcut o paralelă între polițiștii din țara noastră și cei care sunt angajați în Statele Unite ale Americii. Cătălin Cazacu pune la zid autoritățile din România după omorurile din Constanța. Ce a putut să spună vedeta despre criminal Cătălin…
Ruling finds Hugo Mallo touched woman’s chestHe ‘completely denies’ charges and has said he will appeal Celta Vigo’s former captain Hugo Mallo has been found guilty of the sexual assault of a woman who was working as the Espanyol mascot in the final moments before a game in La Liga. A judge in Barcelona fined…
