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Fear not, Manchester United fans, we come bearing gifts. Defeat at Stamford Bridge was their fifth 4-3 game this season (two wins, three losses), an apt summary of their chaos. It has left Erik ten Hag and his wounded players feeling “mad and angry”, so a little care package is required, something to give the soul a brief respite from this latest implosion. As this is United, the only way to find real joy is to fire up the DeLorean and retreat to the past.